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So the other day I realized that I was sighing a lot. I didn’t think much of it until I realized my coworker could hear it and probably thought I was getting frustrated with work. So I started pondering why I was sighing so much since I wasn’t frustrated with work. And then I realized that I was just quite simply forgetting to breathe. ISD.

i was sittin next to my friend shenan and she shouted purple majestic pants, and i thought she said purple nipples are best! ISD

I was sitting next to my friend amber, and i typed in im so stupid as a joke, and this poped up ^_^ wow ISD

i sent my girlfriends stepmom a thank you card. however i forgot to write anything in it, or even sign it. ISD

I had to take a crap really really bad and was  running to the toilet, I had my pants down, was backing in, and literally was on my crouch down when I suddenly realized the toilet seat was still down.  Lets just say it got muddy quick……..ISD

So the other day I went to the golf tournament… and I could not stop calling Kenny Perry “Kenny Powers”. ISD

So the other night i went outside to smoke a cig and got locked out on my very small two story high balcony…i had to jump off and bang on the door till my roomate answered…ISD

ISD cause I think this website is really going to take off and is different from FML…ISD